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Sweet Dreams Guidlines

Post by The Looking Glass on Thu Apr 30, 2015 9:29 am

Welcome to Sweet Dreams, Wonderland's favourite burlesque club and brothel. Though we're not as high-class and exotic as what the casinos at Isla de Sueños have to offer, we certainly try. Sweet Dreams prides itself on catering to every fancy, with dancers to suit everyone. Make sure to stop by at the theatre to see our dancers in action; we promise a surreal out-of-body experience that will leave you craving more. We do hope that you'll enjoy your time here with us. Before you head in, there's just a couple of guidlines we have to set down. Read them quick and be on your merry way.

♦ Don't paw the merchandise. They're here for your entertainment, but that doesn't mean you're allowed to touch them freely. Exceptions to this are if a dancer has approached you herself, or you are making plans to take her upstairs.

♦ Entry requires a drink purchase. If you're planning on enjoying your night at the theatre, an alcoholic beverage must be bought in order for you to enjoy the full extent of the dancing. For those wishing to take their favourite dancer upstairs, a bottle must be bought and it is expected that it be shared with your ravishing company.

♦ No means no. Most of the dancers know better than to pull this stunt, but it does happen and we expect you to respect that. If you were in their position, you would like to have a similar privilege. Patrons who force themselves onto the dancers will be thrown out, without chance for a refund. Patrons who have paid for a trip upstairs but have had their dancer refuse mid-way are subject to a refund as long as they back right off and respect the dancer's wishes.

♦ Please take care not to develop emotional feelings for our dancers. They are here because it is their job; it will end badly for you if you see the love of your life dancing for another guy.

♦ Payment is to be made upfront. You cannot start a tab, nor promise to pay us back later because "we know you're good for the rest". Entire payment, upfront. If you don't like it, please don't let the door hit you on the way out.

♦ Couples are welcome, as long as neither of you start getting jealous of our dancers. Once again, it's their job to seduce you and your partner; it's not their fault that you're having issues, so don't take it out on them, unless you want a very unceremonious kicking out. We're here for entertainment, not to be your therapist.

♦ No leaving your seat for any reason while the dancers are onstage. Due to the nature of their dances, you will have an out-of-body experience and it is for the safety of everyone that you don't try and leave. It is especially important that you do not try and join in, despite what you might be seeing. Just sit back and enjoy the ride.

♦ Last, but certainly not least - be a gentleman and tip your dancer. They worked hard, you clearly enjoyed yourself; don't be stingy.
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